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| Saturday, May 17th, 2008 | | 9:43 pm |
Someone at work asked me about the ruling legalizing gay marriage in California. Honestly, I do not care either way. I don't belive in heterosexual marriage. But whatevs, yay for those who want it, I guess.
I'm psyched about Chicago. I love going there over Memorial Day, because the weather is usually decent, plus i get to meet people that I only get to chat with online. The only downside is that I'm HORRID at recognizing people in person. Lame, I know, but I am. I'm not staying at the host hotel, but I'll be all over Halstead for 5 days, except for when I'm at the zoo, Shedd, | | Sunday, May 4th, 2008 | | 10:42 am |
Who all will be at Bear Pride this year? I wanna meet some on my online peeps | | Sunday, April 27th, 2008 | | 8:24 pm |
Do it if you wanna......just copy and paste, you know what to do
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
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2) What was your dream growing up?
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3) What talent do you wish you had?
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4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
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5) Favorite vegetable?
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6) What was the last book you read?
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7) What zodiac sign are you?
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8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
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9) Worst Habit?
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10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
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11) What is your favorite sport?
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12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
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13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
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14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
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15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
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16) Do you have any pets?
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17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
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18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
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19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
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20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
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21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
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22) What color eyes do you have?
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23) Ever been arrested?
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24) Bottle or can soda?
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25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
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27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
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28) Do you believe in ghosts?
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29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
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30) Do you swear a lot?
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31) Biggest pet peeve?
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32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
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33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
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35) Do you believe in God?
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36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. | | Monday, April 21st, 2008 | | 9:57 pm |
I was gonna do the whole meme thing, but I don't think anyone really cares where my cell phone is or what I ate last night. Work is going good, albeit rather buay...I'm being taken off the phones quite a bit to train people, and my new supervisor is having me train 5 members of the team on some systems that the actual trainer does not know. While I'm flattered that she thinks that highly of me, it is getting just a tad hard to keep all my stats up. But since my goal is to get the hell off the phone, I suppose this is just a part of it. My team lead was all upset because he was called a fag this weekend. I kinda felt bad for him when he was tellingme the story, his eyes were wellingup and everything, but I was surprised to hear him say "I didn't think anyone used that word anymore" WTF?? He is only 21, and while everyone assumes he is gay (you'd have to see him) he says he is not, moot point anyway, no one really cares. Butto think that no one uses the word fag anymore? However, I did have to tell him what "stoned" meant. Seriously. I also had two dreams this weekend...one with ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) g_e_o_r_g_e and one with that_grr Thesewere both RATHER explicit dreams. :) Haven't had dreams like that for ages. | | Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 | | 9:44 pm |
Hey all...I'm still here...I know I keep saying I'll be better at posting, been using my roomie's Sprint connection, which is basically dial-up *sigh* Gonna get high speed here in a couple weeks. I truly hope everyone is doing well, and if you havent de-friended me THANK YOU I do heart my lj pals a lot, and you'll be hearing more from me real soon CIAO | | Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 | | 9:28 pm |
'Ello bitches......Sorry I've been away from LJ land for so long...Ive been reading everyone's journals, just haven't had a ton of time to sit down and post.
One question to those who still read my journal: Should I do porn? Just curious on the answers I receive | | Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 | | 9:35 pm |
You know what today was? Tuesday.
You know what happened today? Dolly's new CD came out.
You know what I did? I bought it.
YAY!! And she does a cover of She Drives Me Crazy. I heart her | | Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 | | 9:27 pm |
I'm so fucking over winter, it's not even funny.
Anyone else excited about Destination Truth starting on March 5th? The host's super cute, plus I'm a HUUUUGE cryptozoology freak. WHEEEEE!!
Today's temp was minus 10..actual temperature. Livestock warnings abound.
That is all..ciao, kittens | | Monday, February 11th, 2008 | | 9:32 pm |
I'm sure most of you know...Dolly had to postpone her tour *cries* | | Sunday, February 10th, 2008 | | 10:29 pm |
Weekend Recap
This weekend was Mr Iowa Leather. I think the weekend actually started on Thursday, but whatevs. *Shrugs* Anyway, here goes.
I popped my sushi cherry Friday night. And it was an actual date. A fella named George here in Des Moines. We went to Appare, a Japanese steakhouse out in the burbs. The restaurant was FREEZING!!!!! Seriously. I was shivering at the table. George did the ordering for us. Crab rolls to start then we each got a combo dinner. Mine was teriyaki chicken with california rolls, shrimp tempura and the little potsticker type things. YUM!
Saturday we went shopping. It was fun hanging around the mall and such people watching and going to Williams Sonoma and Pottery Barn. YAY!! I wish Des Moines would get a Restoration Hardware or a Crate and Barrel.
Saturday was off to the Saddle for the beauty contest, ahem, leather show. There were only three contestants, and one of them was a "straight" guy. One contestant won the title back in 2002, another contestant, which has ran every year, then the straighty. The straight guy won. He made some speech about wanting to "cross boundaries and stereotypes and show 'us' not not all straight people look down on us" What da fuck? It was sad. TO me leather is just another form of drag anyway. The bar was PACKED. Like too packed to walk around hardly at all. And my good friend Greg was supposed to come down for his birthday, but the interstate was 100% ice covered, so he didnt come :(
After the bar, George, Jeff and Jeremy and I went to the IHOP by my house. GHETTO!! The window at the booth we were sitting in had a bullet hole in it. Jeff asked the waitress for a recommendation and she shrugged and said "I dunno" Plus when she brought me my food, her thumb was in a part of my salad. GROSS. And the amount of young kids, like 10 years old, that were out amazed me. This was like 2 am. Granted, it was a Saturday, but still. And the waitress CONSTANTLY twirled her hair around her fingers. Just gross.
Today I didn't do much. Watched Silence Of The Lambs for the first time. I know, I know. LOVED Anthony Hopkins in it. Then watched Hannibal. Odd movie. But I 've been saying all day "It rubs the lotion on the skin" Much to George's delight. LOL. Greg called and we went to the Saddle where I gave him his bday card and gifts. I found these odd little wind up sushi toys at Wal Mart. Greg is a total sushi whore, plus i got him a Maxine card that talks...LOVE Maxine. The beer bust was lame, so then we all went to Cici's Pizza. Yumola and DAYUM cheap.
Ciao kittens | | Friday, February 1st, 2008 | | 9:12 pm |
MY 2008 to-do list
Dolly in Feb.
Bear Pride in Chicago
San Francisco (hopefully) in May
Los Angeles in October
Anyone gonna be at Bear Pride this year? | | Thursday, January 31st, 2008 | | 10:52 pm |
Today I went to Target on a whim after work and found 600 thread count sheets on clearance for 16.98 each(flat and fitted) and pillowcases. YAY. I heart them. They are a terra cotta color.....I LOVE nice sheets | | Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 | | 8:54 pm |
I HEART this
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008
New Rule:
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people's version of looting.
New Rule:
Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.
New Rule:
Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain... Lobster?
New Rule:
Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'
New Rule:
If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule:
Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.
New Rule:
There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket. Water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule:
Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule:
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet, 'Ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule:
I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule:
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule:
Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'
New Rule:
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule:
If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that? | | Monday, January 28th, 2008 | | 9:28 pm |
So today was my first day at Jack's Gym....which is the gym that Wells Fargo sponsors. It is damn cheap, 15 a month, and while it doesnt have a pool, it is still s decent gym. Although the woman working there is a total see you next tuesday. She kept on saying that I HAVE, MUST, NEED a supervised workout. I'm all like, "Bitch, I know how to run on a treadmill and work a nautilus machine" Whatevs. I like the gym in spite of her. The main gym guy there with the massive forearms stated I could workout unsupervised since I wasn't a heart attack risk. Yay for not being clinically obese. I will be visiting LA on Halloween weekend, hanging with sarcastikub and design_bear I'll be out there for five days and hopefully will get to meet some new peeps since I'll be with Julie the cruise director, aka Jason. This weekend is the Iowa Leather Weekend where Mr Iowa Leather is crowned or whatever. And yes, it is as sad as it sounds. Last year two people ran. And the people that run the leatherclub are also drag queens for the most part. It's like pick a damn subculture and stick with it, douchewaffles. | | Friday, January 18th, 2008 | | 8:35 pm |
I went and saw Cloverfield today. Go see it. That is all. | | Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 | | 10:52 pm |
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| | Sunday, January 6th, 2008 | | 9:07 pm |
Is anyone going to Bear Pride/IML this year? I HEART Chicago, so I think I'm gonna try to go. TBRU is still kinda up in the air, not sure if I can get that weekend off work yet or not. My Mom got two free airline tickets to use, so we are planning to go to San Franscisco mid-May. Plus I plan on flying out to Los Angeles this fall to see sarcastikub and design_bear. Of course I would love to see them in May as well. Who wants to see me naked? lol Just kiddin, yo |
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